Little boy: I can't wait to be a grown-up. Then I can do whatever I want.
Old man: Ha! There's an old saying, "Young men speak of the future because they have no past... But old men speak of the past because they have no future."
Old lady: Earl, I asked you last week to fix the leak under the kitchen sink! I want it fixed NOW! Not tomorrow, or next week, okay?!
Old man: Okay.
Old man: Women speak of the present because they've learned from past experiences not to trust men to get things done in the future.
So true, ha!
jamie
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